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THE OLD ICEBOX
By
Bill Grosboll
May 31, 2008
Back when I was a kid growing up on the
farm (mid 40’s), we always called the refrigerator, the
icebox. Before I start in on the old refrigerators, I
will relate what I know and remember about the icebox.
It was constructed of wood and had somewhat decorative
doors on the front. A small door on the front towards
the top and a larger door below it. The area behind the
small door was for keeping blocks of ice, which were
approximately one foot square, therefore the ice box
would hold at least two blocks of ice, maybe more, I’m
not sure. Anyway, the icebox had a thin sheet metal
liner inside to protect the wood from the moisture. The
cold air from the ice blocks fell into the lower area
and this is what kept the food cool. There wasn’t any
thermostat to set, you just got what cool air there was
off the blocks of ice. I guess, looking at the bright
side, it didn’t require any electricity and didn’t
require defrosting. You didn’t have to listen to the
icebox running, which made for a very quiet kitchen. By
the time I was old enough to toddle around and get in
trouble, the icebox had been replaced with a new
fan-dangled refrigerator. The old icebox went to the
shop so that Dad could use it for storing grass seeds in
it. He thought it would be mouse proof but the mice
proved him wrong. I only opened it a couple of times in
my life at the farm and it was not a pleasant sight. I
think that the mice found it so offensive that they
wouldn’t go into any longer, either! Dad was smart
enough to figure out that his idea didn’t work and
therefore just wrote off the seed as a loss and left it
in there (for years) for the mice. If anyone wanted some
antique grass seed, I know where there was an icebox
full of it.
Mom’s new refrigerator was still called the icebox for
many years and I’m not so sure that she still doesn’t
periodically refer to it as the icebox. Her first
refrigerator was a single door Kelvinator which had a single
lever to unlatch the door and pull it open. There weren’t
any of those fancy magnetic gaskets at that time so a thick
rubber gasket was used around the door edges. This meant
that pressure had to be keep on the seal to keep the cold
air in which explains why the latching lever. Now as a kid
running around the house, what is the first thing mothers
teach (yell at) us? Don’t slam the doors! Well, trying to be
the well behaved youngster, I didn’t slam any doors, which
also included the refrigerator door. Mom would come into the
kitchen and see the refrigerator door standing wide open and
all of a sudden, I’m back in trouble again for not slamming
the refrigerator door. This door had to be slammed, not
hard, but firmly to compress the seal and latch the handle.
Life became very confusing when the refrigerator became
involved. It became quite apparent that some doors were
meant to be slammed and some doors were not. Now I had to
try and figure which were which! One more thing I would like
to relate about Mom’s old round top Kelvinator. I don’t
remember this but was told about it later in life. It seems
that Dad thought it was a good place to put me when I wasn’t
behaving properly. He would place me in a cardboard box and
then set me on the rounded crown of the fridge. Mom
protested this as she was afraid that I would move around in
the box and tip it off the top. My Dad’s response; “He’ll
learn!”. I guess it worked since I didn’t fall off!
Inside the refrigerator was a separate small compartment,
known as the freezer. This was the coldest part and kept
things frozen. This compartment was every woman’s nightmare
and I’ll explain why. The old fridge’s ice compartment had
to be defrosted because a thick layer of frost would build
up, both inside and outside of this compartment, so thick
that at times it was impossible to close the freezer door.
At other times, it was impossible to open it without
something breaking, such as the hinges on the compartment
door or the plastic to which the hinges were attached. This
is where the term “defrosting” came into being. Later on,
the biggest selling feature of the refrigerator was “frost
free” which all new units are. Only us old-timers remember
the frost. Every woman procrastinated defrosting because it
was one messy chore! But frost doesn’t go away by itself and
procrastinating just made things worse. There was a small
tray located below the compartment that was designed by some
engineer who had never defrosted a refrigerator. This tray
was the same size as the compartment and it did work but
only if the lady of the house defrosted as soon as the frost
began building. This didn’t happen in real life so the frost
growing on the compartment far exceeded the sides of the
tray and when the defrosting was eventually done, water from
the melting frost ran all over the inside of the
refrigerator. Let me explain something else about this tray,
the importance, you will understand later in the story. It
was as deep as the refrigerator and a little over a foot
wide and about an inch deep, mounted on a track so that it
could be slid out of the refrigerator and mounted very close
to the floor of the compartment to catch the water during
defrosting.
Now, some women would try to cheat and use an ice pick. I
guess I had better explain what an ice pick is also since
most of you young readers have never used one of these
devices either. An ice pick is a hard, round steel rod that
is ground to a very sharp point and has a wooden handle. It
was used primarily to chip ice from the big aforementioned
blocks of ice and these chips were used for cooling things
such as drinks. Getting back to using the ice pick to chip
frost, this is a no-no but was tried by many women. What
would happen, the ice pick would accidentally puncture a
hole in the side of the ice compartment and these sides had
refrigeration tubes within them and when they were
punctured, all the refrigerant would escape to the air,
making the refrigerator worthless. Not good! It was not a
good way to make points with the spouse. Another clever idea
that the ladies came up with later on was using a hair
dryer. This really worked great until…water accidentally
dripped into the “electric” hair dryer, which is another
“No-No”. The safest and recommended way, was to heat water
in a small pan on the stove and then place the pan into the
freezer compartment and the heat from the water would melt
the frost from the walls. As the frost begins to melt, the
refrigerator become like the “Niagara Falls”. There is water
running everywhere, therefore the refrigerator had to be
emptied of it’s food contents so that mopping up of the
water was easier. Of course, some of the water is going to
run out of the unit onto the floor.
Let’s recap just what all must be done in this defrosting
process. First you had to turn the refrigerator off, get a
pan and go to the sink where you filled the pan, then you
slopped water on the way to the stove where you heated the
water. Next, you took the pan of scalding hot water from the
stove to the refrigerator, slopping some on the floor and
possibly scalding yourself in the process. Since the frost
was so thick on the compartment, you had to force the door
open, hoping not to break the hinges and then remove all
items from the compartment, which some were frozen to the
floor and sides of the compartment, and place the hot pan of
water into it. As the frost began to melt, some ran into the
shallow tray, thus requiring you to keep an eye on it so
that it wouldn’t overflow. And how, do you ask, do you tell
when the tray needs emptying when you can’t see into it.
Simple! As soon as the water begins to overflow! Now, try to
slide a tray full of water out of the refrigerator and carry
it perfectly flat to the sink without spilling a drop. This
was impossible to do without slopping water on the floor.
Now you remove everything from the fridge and set it on the
countertops and kitchen table where it ‘sweats’ and leaves a
wet mark everywhere. By this time, large slabs of frost are
coming loose and dropping down inside the fridge, making
another mess. What is worse, the large slabs of frost
between the compartment and wall of the refrigerator are
stuck in a place that you can’t get to them to break up and
remove. Now after getting the defrosting done, you can begin
putting everything back into the refrigerator, wiping the
countertops, and mopping and cleaning the rest of the
kitchen! I think you now have a better idea why the woman of
the house hated this job and why she procrastinated doing
it. It also gives you a better idea of how important a
selling tool the “frost free” refrigerator was!
There is a down side to having a refrigerator, especially
if your mother came up during the great depression, which my
mother did. This means that she NEVER throws anything away!
My two sisters and I both look forward to browsing through
Mom’s refrigerator with some apprehension because we never
know just how long something has been in there. If you ask
Mom, she doesn’t know or care. If you ask her if something
is still “all right” she will respond that she is pretty
sure that it’s still okay but smell it to be sure! In her
book, if it still smells and looks okay, it’s still edible!
I guess maybe she’s right since she is now ninety-one but it
still scares me. |
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